Some days are held together by caffeine, Wi-FI, and pure spite.
This shirt is for those days.
Featuring a permanently unimpressed Bruno chained to a desk and the painfully accurate line "If one more glitches, I'm suing reality." It's dry. It's relatable. It's the unofficial uniform of anyone who works, thinks , or exists online.
Clean front graphic, matching back design for collection consistency, and a soft everyday fit that doesn't scream "novelty shirt" after one wash.
Why you'll like it
- Retail fit: not boxy, not clingy
- Front graphic with bold text + Grumpu Bruno energy
- Matching back graphic to tie the collection together
- Designed for people who are tired but still funny
Details
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton
- Breathable, lightweight feel
- Ribbed collar with shoulder taping for shape retention
- DTG printed graphics
- Tear-awy neck label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Wear to work. Wear it to debug life.
File no lawsuits. Yet.
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
