Terms of service
Welcome to Resting Cat Face™ (RCF™).
By accessing or purchasing from our site, you agree to these terms. If you don’t agree, please don’t use the site (Queen Cat would not be impressed).
1. General Stuff
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RCF™ is operated by [Your Legal Business Name].
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We may update these terms anytime, so check back if you’re the type who actually reads them (rare, but we salute you).
2. Products & Orders
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We do our best to make our merch look like what you see online. Colors may vary slightly because screens aren’t perfect.
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Once you place an order, we’ll confirm it via email. If you didn’t get an email, check your spam folder before blaming us.
3. Shipping
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Shipping times depend on the product and your location. Some items may ship separately.
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Any customs fees or taxes? That’s on you, friend.
4. Returns & Refunds
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Please see our [Refund Policy] for the full scoop.
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In short: defective or damaged? We’ll fix it. Change your mind? Queen Cat says, “Nope.”
5. Payments
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We accept major payment methods listed at checkout.
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All payments must clear before we ship anything.
6. Intellectual Property
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All content, logos, and designs (yes, including our sassy cats) are owned by RCF™. Don’t steal them unless you like legal claws.
7. Limitation of Liability
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We’re not responsible for any indirect, incidental, or accidental catastrophes that may happen while drinking from your RCF™ mug.
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Maximum liability = what you paid us for the item. Nothing more.
8. Governing Law
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These terms are governed by the laws of [Your State, e.g., Washington State].
9. Contact
Got questions? Email us at hello@restingcatface.net.
😼 Translation: Be nice, pay on time, don’t steal our stuff, and enjoy the sass.