🐾Schedule Chaos Like a Queen: Resting Cat Face™ Digital Planner (Aug 2025 - Dec 2026)
Meet the planner that doesn't just organize your life - it judges it, sass-first.
Welcome to the Resting Cat Face™ Universe, where productivity wears a crown and side-eye reigns supreme. Whether you're dodging a meeting, silently screaming through your task list, or plotting emotional revenge over coffee, this 17-month digital planner is your purr-sonal throne room of passive-aggressive power.
👉Inside You'll Find:
🗓️Monthly * Weekly Layout (Aug 2025 - Dec 2026)
🗓 Hourly Scheduling Pages ("Timeline of Regret")
Custom Sass Sections like:
Stuff I guess I have to Do
Screaming Priorities
Mental Meow Mix
Meetings with Mortals
👑 Bonus Queen Stickers — because even your digital calendar deserves emotional support
🐾 Team Bio for Stir Fry, Bruno, Shiloh, and Mochipaws (Yes, they all have titles)
📂 Classified Employee Files & Newsletter – Top secret RCF™ intel and internal memos
🧨 Snarky Surprises that even your boss shouldn’t see coming
💖 100% Attitude-infused. 0% Toxic Positivity.
Why You’ll Love It:
Designed by emotionally exhausted professionals for emotionally exhausted professionals
Equal parts productive, sarcastic, and cathartic
Fully digital & printable (PDF format)
Instant download - because your meltdown can't wait
💌Perfect for:
Overachievers with emotional baggage
Organizers with side-eyes
People who color-code their rage
Anyone who's ever screamed internally during a Zoom call
This is a DIGITAL download. No physical product will be shipped. Print it, import to your IPAD, or stare at it while questioning all your life choices.
Pair it with your favorite RCF™ mug and sticker pack for the full meltdown experience.
